Wednesday, January 14, 2009


Stock Market Jokes
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
What's the difference between buying a lottery ticket and buying a penny stock?
In the first case, you help finance your local community swimming pool. In the second case, you help finance the stock promoters home pool.
Q: Why did God create stock analysts ?
A: In order to make weather forecasters look good.

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